BICYCLE KICK ALERT:

That is Giovanni Moreno, who plays for Shanghai Shenhua in China. This is also why you need to watch the Chinese league more often.*

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Seriously, look at that goal. It's insane. I'm serious, watch it again.

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And again.

And again.

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One more time.

Okay, we good? All together now, on the count of three:

1 … 2 … 3 … DAAAAAAAMN.

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* Please do not watch the Chinese league. It is not good for your health and while I do not know you, I want to assume you are a good person, so I do not want you to gouge your eyes out.

Ryan Rosenblatt has written about soccer and not soccer for a variety of places. If you are not #TeamTacos, he doesn't want to talk to you. You can follow him @RyanRosenblatt, but probably shouldn't.